porcelainmaiden:

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

GOD DAM IT MOON MOON

porcelainmaiden:

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

GOD DAM IT MOON MOON

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

stilesornogitsune:

I want season 4 starting with Stiles and Lydia making out and fumbling through a door and knocking stuff over as they do so and then Scott walking in and then walking right back out as if he saw nothing.

"You don’t need the instructions. When was the last time you’ve ever used instructions, am I right? You don’t need them because you are too smart to waste your time with them, okay? You can figure it out. Stiles, you’re always the one who figures it out.

"You’ve been right every time something like this has happened, okay? So don’t start doubting yourself now. (…) Barrow was there, all right? You knew it, you felt it. And look, if you wanted to, I’d go back to that school right now and search all night just to prove it.
dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

jedavu:

Colored Liquids Create Gorgeous Rainbow Explosions In Water

by Mark Mawson 

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

image

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

"Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.”